Fashionista With A Conscience Pillows

'Apparently it was made by a seven year old Indian boy not bad is it...?'

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

"You're right - what's the point of being virtuous if no one else knows?"

'I have a daughter in handbags and a son in luggage.'

'Look designer pollution.'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"What?"

African Python bag.

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

Cow has nightmare about leather jacket

"With all the hostility in the air, even I wouldn't wear a fur coat these days."

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

"What exquisite taste, my dear! Your dress, made from cotton produced by forced labour, goes wonderfully with the blood diamond on your lovely finger!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Queen of Upcycling!

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Naked Furniture

Crocodile Shoes

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model