Fashionista With A Cause Pillows

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Queen of Upcycling!

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crocodile Shoes

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Joe's Tuxedos

A monkey in a suit

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

Likes Makes Right

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

Trending wise.

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Work clothes.

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'