Fashionista With A Cause Pillows

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Queen of Upcycling!

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Naked Furniture

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Joe's Tuxedos

A monkey in a suit

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Likes Makes Right

Trending wise.

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

Work clothes.

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types