Sustainable Fashionista Pillows

'We need to be prepared in case this Global warming thing comes true!'

Queen of Upcycling!

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Ikea for Hippies

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"Since I'm not poor like you, I can afford to have scruples. . . I would never buy cheap clothes made with child labour."

Lily Costume

Animal Hats

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

African Python bag.

All-you-can-wear.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'Look designer pollution.'

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'