Eco-friendly Fashionista Pillows

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

Deal - I'll ignore your wool scarf and hat if you'll ignore my down vest.

Relax, it's fake fur.

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

'My sweater is made entirely out of coal.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

I'm like, so totally ready to save the planet dude...

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

"This is of course a totally fake fur coat and ten thousand dollars is a lot of money, but quality and political correctness cost!"

Where Pleather Comes From

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Queen of Upcycling!

Vivienne Westwood

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Ikea for Hippies

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Lily Costume

All-you-can-wear.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."