Eco-conscious Fashionista Pillows

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"Some people think that social workers aren't competitive..."

Homemade Mink Coats.

Queen of Upcycling!

Vivienne Westwood

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Where Pleather Comes From

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Lily Costume

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

All-you-can-wear.

Relax, it's fake fur.

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Deadly fashion

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"