Eco-fashion Enthusiast Pillows

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

Queen of Upcycling!

Vivienne Westwood

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

Ikea for Hippies

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Where Pleather Comes From

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

M&S goes green - Carbon Neutralising Underpants.

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Valentine's Day"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Lily Costume

All-you-can-wear.

Relax, it's fake fur.

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.