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Queen of Upcycling!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

"Valentine's Day"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Lily Costume

All-you-can-wear.

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."