Eco-friendly Designer T-Shirts

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

'It's my feature wall.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

Lily Costume

Only 85 Chopping Days to Christmas...

Make Your Own

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'And you can eat the containers.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Talking christmas tree

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

Antique's store is a front for the city dump.

'Dear, are these containers recyclable?'