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'Shop Local - Christmas Trees.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Crap others threw out

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

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"It's not any better up our way, either."

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Climate change is natural."

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

'It spoils the decor, but it sure saves money on TV sets.'