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'Shop Local - Christmas Trees.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"It's not any better up our way, either."

Wallpaper Bouguet

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'It's my feature wall.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"Climate change is natural."

"Oh, nice-pulling up the blinds really lets in the light."

'We're carbon off-setting.'

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'