Eco-conscious Dresser T-Shirts

Cow has nightmare about leather jacket

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Utility Chic.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Food Pyramid.

Where Pleather Comes From

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

Tree funeral.

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"Valentine's Day"

80% recycled

"One day son, all this will be yours."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Tree