Eco-conscious Stylist T-Shirts

Airdressers.

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

Eco Princess

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Ikea for Hippies

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Where Pleather Comes From

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Lily Costume

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Ikea for hippies

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Relax, it's fake fur.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!