Eco-conscious Stylist T-Shirts

Airdressers.

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

Eco Princess

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Lily Costume

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."