Sustainable Style Guru T-Shirts

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Eco Princess

Queen of Upcycling!

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

Global warming

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

The Electric Car

Igloo with Heat Pump

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Where Pleather Comes From

Ikea for Hippies

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

'Well, that's Earth filled up, we'll need another landfill site.'

'Something tells me our company could be more energy efficient.'

Relax, it's fake fur.

'What? Never heard of free range rearing?'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'Teri and I rescued these cabinets from a landfill.'

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

Ikea for hippies

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'