Sustainable Style Seeker T-Shirts

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"Well...there goes our hempline!"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Sapling sprouts from wooden shoe.

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Changing Room

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Queen of Upcycling!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Eco Princess

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Just Stop Boil

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'