Eco-savvy Stylist T-Shirts

'You can't say Global warming anymore...it's called climate change, darling.'

Queen of Upcycling!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Ikea for Hippies

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

Last season's mobile phones - recycling.

'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

"It's called a duplex. With deforestation as it is, it's the future of housing unfortunately..."

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

"A protestor told me I shouldn't wear leather so I got a fake leather jacket..."

"My new jeans came with the pollution from making them."

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"The PR department say it's time to ditch the beard along with the red suit and replace Rudolf with an electric car..."