Eco-conscious Dresser Gifts

Cow has nightmare about leather jacket

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Utility Chic.

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Food Pyramid.

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

"Why can't you just buy some modern LED lights?"

Tree funeral.

'You're not taking this carbon footprint offsetting seriously - are you Smith?'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

80% recycled

'Look, a cloud from when the climate still worked properly'

"Valentine's Day"

"Hei ho, hei ho, to the lithium mines we go.,,"

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Tree

Wishing For Rain.