Health-conscious Dresser Gifts

This year's Easter Outfits

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Savory Types

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"Let's see a robot do that."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Unsuitable clothing.

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

Frock Coat

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Top Hat

Know Your Knots!

Tree

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Suits you Sir!

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."

Is this dress too revealing?

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

A Clothes Lion

A most alarming swelling!

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."