Health-conscious Dresser Gifts

This year's Easter Outfits

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Savory Types

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Unsuitable clothing.

Frock Coat

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Know Your Knots!

Top Hat

Tree

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

Suits you Sir!

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

A Clothes Lion

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

A most alarming swelling!

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

Is this dress too revealing?

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."