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An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Stuffing the turkey.

Two portraits kissing each other

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Tedious Romantic.