Nature-inspired Decorator T-Shirts

Flower lamp (colour).

'I just read an article about a new office complex where they've managed to bring a sense of the countryside inside the building.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Home depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Happy Turkey Day!

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

Stuffing the turkey.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Tedious Romantic.