Nature-inspired Decorator T-Shirts

Flower lamp (colour).

'I just read an article about a new office complex where they've managed to bring a sense of the countryside inside the building.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Christmas Tree

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Home depot."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Happy Turkey Day!

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."