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"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

(Camel paintings)

Painting clouds

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Home depot."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Happy Turkey Day!

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Tedious Romantic.

Stuffing the turkey.

Man and woman buying furniture.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Two portraits kissing each other