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'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

Painting clouds

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Weeds

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'He took a fetching class.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Tiger

Gene Manipulation

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

Flower sniffer