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'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Weeds

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

Industrial Beautification van

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

'He took a fetching class.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Gene Manipulation

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Tiger

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

The last laugh. . .'Hmmm!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

Flower sniffer