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'I'm thinking after I build the dam I'll build a clubhouse and open a 18-hole golf course,and...'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Painting clouds

Plant Lady

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

God's Subcontractors

Painting taking root...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

The Garden

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Building giant sand pies.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"