Garden Architect T-Shirts

"The garden is my résumé."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Hollywood Sign Developers

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

God's Subcontractors

Painting taking root...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Young Picasso at the Beach

Tree house.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Building Sandcastles.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

The Garden

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"