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"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Hollywood Sign Developers

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Plant Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Man using to much bug spray

God's Subcontractors

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Painting taking root...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Greenfingers.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

The Garden

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."