Indoor Garden Stylist T-Shirts

Garden gnome fishing indoors.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Man using to much bug spray

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

House plants

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Hydroponic Gardening

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

A topiary doghouse

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

The Biosphere of Fred N. Jenkins: Flora, Fauna and the Media.

"So I can eat better here at work."

Millicent was convinced her indoor plants benefited from the gardening programmes.

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'