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My couch

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'I dunno... it just doesn't have that wow factor.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Bad hair day!

"I didn't spark joy."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Use your imagination.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Painting the Ceiling

"Home depot."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.