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My couch

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'I dunno... it just doesn't have that wow factor.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

Bad hair day!

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Painting the Ceiling

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Home depot."

Use your imagination.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."