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"I was proud of our house until we came here and found out how many things are wrong with it."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

The adoration of the gels.

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Spa

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Use your imagination.

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"You're welcome."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"