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"I was proud of our house until we came here and found out how many things are wrong with it."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

The adoration of the gels.

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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Use your imagination.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

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