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Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"I've changed my mind"

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Eggshell blue

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

Planner at work.

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.