Interior Styling Wizard T-Shirts

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Use your imagination.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"You're welcome."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"The knights of the round accent table"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Books / Coffee table books

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Den Furniture

"I'll never understand wallpaper."