Interior Styling Wizard Pillows

I see you're still having trouble selling your house. Home, @#$% home.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Use your imagination.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"You're welcome."

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Books / Coffee table books

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

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