Interior Aesthetics Lover Pillows

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Painting the Ceiling

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I've changed my mind"

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"That's still too high"

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Love Seats.

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'