Interior Design Enthusiast Pillows

'Fine, we'll get an air conditioner.'

"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

'Great cabin Leroy, the rug really ties it all in.'

'But we agreed on terracotta- you liked terracotta! I am not sending them back!'

"At least you match the curtains." (Sick child).

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.

'And the current owners have fitted this fabulous galley kitchen.'

The man who bought a sofa that was not in a sale.

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

A chair with crossed legs

I was told she was a barn cat, but I didn't know that meant Pottery Barn. Cat. Meow Rub Purr. Nip.

'I love what you have done with the place since the divorce.'

"You should be happy. How many husbands even notice window treatments?"

'Mininalism is a bit Lower Paleolithic Era, don't you think?'

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Love Seats.

"Oh closet was so full it exploded."

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"I'm thinking of having Harris refluffed!"

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

"Seats two comfortably. Three if your kinky."

'The former occupants were a little rambunctios, but we'll redecorate the apartment for you.'

"GIven that this is our third session, perhaps we should move on from my taste in couches for now."

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

Sneaking out of the house was easy thanks to Eric's custom made wallpaper camo.

"It all started with a waterbed!"

Window Treatments - Glass Curtain

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

'Just like Alice,the first to own a waterbed.'