Interior Design Enthusiast Pillows

'Fine, we'll get an air conditioner.'

"I'd like you to meet my pillows."

'Great cabin Leroy, the rug really ties it all in.'

'But we agreed on terracotta- you liked terracotta! I am not sending them back!'

"At least you match the curtains." (Sick child).

Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.

'And the current owners have fitted this fabulous galley kitchen.'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

'Mininalism is a bit Lower Paleolithic Era, don't you think?'

"You should be happy. How many husbands even notice window treatments?"

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

A chair with crossed legs

The man who bought a sofa that was not in a sale.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'I love what you have done with the place since the divorce.'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

"Oh closet was so full it exploded."

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

"I'm thinking of having Harris refluffed!"

"Seats two comfortably. Three if your kinky."

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

Window Treatments - Glass Curtain

"It all started with a waterbed!"

'Just like Alice,the first to own a waterbed.'

'The former occupants were a little rambunctios, but we'll redecorate the apartment for you.'

Sneaking out of the house was easy thanks to Eric's custom made wallpaper camo.

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

'Our counselor thinks we can work it out, but my Feng Shui consultant says I should divorce him.'

"GIven that this is our third session, perhaps we should move on from my taste in couches for now."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."