Interior Design Fanatic Pillows

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Don't pretend you didn't notice the Anderson's new doorstops, too! They put ours to shame!"

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Painting the Ceiling

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"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Waiting Room Quarterly

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"I'm ready to go whenever you're through fussing with tablescapes."

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"That's still too high"

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'