Wall Decor Wizard T-Shirts

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Projectile hairballing."

Texturing the Walls

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Tedious Romantic.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Curtains haberdashery

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"I'll never understand wallpaper."