Wall Art Wizard T-Shirts

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Texturing the Walls

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Most projects require three hands."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

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Cave Wallpaper

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Carpenter

Reality home-improvement show.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Wall Cluck.

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'