Wall Art Wizard T-Shirts

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Texturing the Walls

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

"Most projects require three hands."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

"We're getting somewhere now. This is the exact opposite of what I want."

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Wall Cluck.

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Cave Wallpaper

Carpenter

Reality home-improvement show.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'