Painting Wizard T-Shirts

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Texturing the Walls

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

Bricklayer

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Brick Red Paint...

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

Abstract Paintings.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

Paint charming.

Artist

Paul Gaugin

"So you're into pointillism."

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

'Just time to dash out a short masterpiece...'

'Does this mean you're going to fix the leaky bathroom faucet?'