Painting Wizard Gifts

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Rhapsody in Blue.

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Texturing the Walls

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Divine Intervention

Bricklayer

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Abstract Paintings.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Brick Red Paint...

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

He crash tests software.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

"So you're into pointillism."

'Just time to dash out a short masterpiece...'

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

Paul Gaugin

Paint charming.

CIA, 'I'm suspended for three months? Great! -- it'll give me time to work on my book!'

Artist