Photoshop Wizard Gifts

Photoshop was to make Colin the envy of the angling club.

Royal Pic Photoshop

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

"Ghah! I've got so many photoshop layers open, that the layer numbers have started at zero again!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Zumma Cum Laude

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

Club DJ.

Websiteless -- please help.

The imagery attacks the compalcency of the casual web surfer and uses a visual cacophony of discordant images to excite and enthusethe casual visitor...

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

Computer whisperer.

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."