Paintbrush Wizard Gifts

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

The Battle of the Pictures.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Painter's muse

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Divine Intervention

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Abstract Paintings.

Royal Pic Photoshop

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'I didn't get a grant.'

Paint charming.

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

Artist

Paul Gaugin

"So you're into pointillism."

The Police Artist.

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

Spray painter.

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Colour Blind

The Bored Impressionist

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

'Gone out your dinner is in the food blender'

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''