Paintbrush Warrior Gifts

The Battle of the Pictures.

Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.

'You really do need new glasses!'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

In and Out Tray

Late/Too Late.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Bureaucracy gone mad!

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

InOutYada Yada.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Workload management.

'By the time I get to greener pastures, my lawn mower will be worn out,'

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

Empty/Full