Paintball Warrior Gifts

'I hate 'Paintball Night'...'

'It's come to my attention that a few employees have been engaging in paintball wars instead of getting their work done. Would you know who these individuals are?'

"Now here's a gageant contestan I can cheer for." "Why, what's her talent?" "Paintball."

"This will illustrate our problem - I wanted to go for counseling but he wanted to do a paintball grudge match."

'Now, aren't you glad I made you wear the goggles when you went to retrieve your golf ball in the paintball area?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

'After his cheap goggles fogged up, max went missing.'

Natural Disasters

Polar bear bowling alley

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

The Battle of the Pictures.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

Greco-polar wrestling

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Donald Trump

"Sorry, Roger. The old laser pointer seems to be acting up again!"

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

Fencing Lessons

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'War is heck!'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow