Paintball Enthusiast Gifts

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

'I don't think much of this paintball'

'Those toys you left us got boring, so we borrowed your paintball gear and had a little fun.'

'You are my best friend, but we're enemies when we're playing paintball. If you can't accept that fact, then don't ask me to play.'

'Oh, Oh, I brought my paintball gun by mistake.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Donald Trump

"Are you sure you read the instructions?"

The corporate shooting day appeared to be getting out of hand...

'I know whose team I want to be on!'

'Okay, whose clever idea was it to fly over the paintballing centre?'

'That was a lot of fun, guys. I better get back to my wedding before I get in any more trouble.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"I've got some hand grenades."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

God passing the time.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

A Christmas tree self portrait

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

A Masked Ball

Artist Retrospective.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Alberto Giacometti.