Painting Enthusiasts Gifts

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Larry's used art

The Artist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Wagging Dog

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

The Selfie

Candle Portraits.

"The overthinker"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Giant white horse.

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.