Painting Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

Larry's used art

The Artist

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Wagging Dog

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"The overthinker"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."