Paint Enthusiast T-Shirts

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Paint company exec to board: 'It's a disaster! We're solvent!'

Blues Paint Chart.

'What can I use to get this paint off my shirt?'

'I just paint what I see.'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

"Whoa, a dual-action airbrush kit with a 6-foot hose! How much is this?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

Model Airplanes

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

The height of fashion in 1796

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Candle Portraits.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

The Selfie

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."