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'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Two people paintballing

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

God passing the time.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

A Christmas tree self portrait

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

Two New Paintbrushes

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Eugene Delacroix

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Alberto Giacometti.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."