Paintball Fanatic Gifts

'Not only did I not invite that thing, he's definitely shooting hot!!'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Artists of the wild west.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

A Christmas tree self portrait

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Hazards of mouse painting

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

Artist Retrospective.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Eugene Delacroix

Two New Paintbrushes

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

The Worst Date Ever

Donald Trump