Pinball Enthusiast Gifts

'They say the new bascule operator was once a pinball champ.' (London bus being flicked into the air).

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Natural Disasters

Boy rolled into a snowball

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

A boy with a football

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

A Masked Ball

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Football fan

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Donald Trump

Safety meeting.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Snowmans Revenge

Boss joining Paint Ball Game

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"