Pinball Gifts

'They say the new bascule operator was once a pinball champ.' (London bus being flicked into the air).

Wilderness Pinball

Daily life inside a pinball machine.

'It's the only way Ernie can get a ‘hole-in-one'.'

"I must've been standin' there talking to Pamela Anderson for a good half hour before I realized it was just a Baywatch pinball machine with new L.E.D.s!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Natural Disasters

Camping-Pong

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Bowling ball head.

King Pin

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

A Real Pinata Surprise

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Whack A Soul.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

Donald Trump

"I feel like I play better on clay."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Two people paintballing

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."