Pin Pals Gifts

'Your Father and I like your new friends, Tim. We just don't want you to end up in the gutter.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

A Girl and Her Horse

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Lasso

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Dear Dairy

King Pin

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

Beer Club for Men.

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

Pony Love...

Wish You Were Beer

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'Did you spill my pint?'

"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"

"I see our neighbors are moving south!"

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Horse Muzzles

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'