Pen Pals Gifts

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

Letter Collecting Nerd

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

List making as therapy.

Be a friend.

'No, I don't do much flying. I'm just here for the peanuts!'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Golfer couple just married

Mourning Pens

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Francois Mauriac.

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

'Pen no write.'

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Writing a letter

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

"The fly count is high today so we need to pair up, and lets not have any fighting again over who pairs up with Marcus..."

Have you ever felt like life was a puzzle? What do you mean, boss? Case in point: 1981. At the behest of my bleeding-heart kindergarten teacher, I became pen pals with one Kovarstvo Prestupnik of the Soviet Union. We immediately began a black market export-import business. I would ship him Twinkies dyed red, white and blue, and he's ship me Gummy Stalins. Fast-forward to 2017. Guess who Vladimir Putin just appointed as his Minister of Blackmailing White House Stooges?

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

The Writer